Hi, I’m the weird kid in school. My name is Basil, Basil Fawlty.

A Lot of people in my school have weird names like ford, broccoli, tennis, turkeyface, and the school bully hero. You might think the hero should be the good guy but boy are you wrong, he is one of those kids who take people’s lunch money, gives people wedgies, and is a goody-two-shoes around the teachers. But enough about him, let’s talk about marmite. She is the cutest girl in school, the other day hero said to me “hey loser go play with the nerds.” but I decided to say “no I like marmite,” what was I thinking?